toosexyformysocks:

wrestlingcrocs:

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

what the fuck was this show


Dat ass

toosexyformysocks:

wrestlingcrocs:

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

what the fuck was this show

Dat ass

(Source: preesley)

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excusive:

God bless every soul that was lost that day,every soul that was dedicated to helping clean up after the tragedy, every single family member that lost a loved one, our troops continuing to fight for our freedom, and God bless America.

excusive:

God bless every soul that was lost that day,every soul that was dedicated to helping clean up after the tragedy, every single family member that lost a loved one, our troops continuing to fight for our freedom, and God bless America.

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish)

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arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

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suspucious:

i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

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the-weeping-angels-are-falling:

 

explosive-tardis:

twofingerswhiskey:

MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

wAIT IT’S A SUICIDE JOKE. ALL THIS TIME AND ITS A SUICIDE JOKE.

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